The Juice Is Loose!

Remember when O. J. Simpson was an award-winning athlete that everyone looked up to?
Right, me neither.
All I remember is a slow car chase, something about stabbing a white whore, and a glove that wouldn't fit.
But, before all that, he was adored enough to land endorsement deals like these.

Tough to believe that a black athlete would wear something as county as a pair of leather boots?  Fine.  Here's another ad.

And this one...

I wonder of he was thinking "Show them your heels" when he climbed into that white Bronco?

Alright, I'll stop picking on O.J.
He was acquitted.

Plus Marvel Comics only allows advertisements from the most honest, exemplary athletes in their sport.

Damn it.